More online dating: too fast for love

Dude:  Hey girl, I wanna a piece of you.
Me:  Are you paraphrasing from “I want a piece of your action?” I like that one Motley Crue record. I appreciate both the reference and the innuendo.
Dude:  What?!?
Me:  Too Fast for Love.
Dude:  Whatever, bitch.

Motley

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