A Tinder conversation: lesbians and spider webs
Dude: hey sexy, my lesbian girl friend and me will go out tonight. care to join?
Me: Why are you telling me that she’s a lesbian?
Dude: just ’cause 😉 😉 she’s hot though 😉
Me: Are you telling me to let me know that you aren’t homophobic? Because that’s awesome if you’re an open-minded person.
Dude: hell yeah LESBIANS
Me: Your lack of capitalization except when it comes to LESBIANS is quite troubling.
Dude: you wanna come 😉
Me: And gay men? How do you feel about them?
Me: naw son not down with that some wrong shit
Me: Do you mean being a homosexual is wrong?
Dude: not if you got big titties 😉
Me: What else have you got to entice me to go on this extraordinary date?
Dude: I am all tatted up and am hung big dick baby.
Me: I noticed the tattoos on your arms in some of your photos. What other tattoos do you have?
Dude: just got two spider webs
Me: On your elbows?
Dude: nah around BOTH NIPPLES ha ha ha
Me: So basically you now look like you’re wearing a spider web mesh BRA all of the time?
Dude: you down or not
Me: Let me mull this over. [UNMATCH WITH MUCH HASTE]